It’s about time Parliament had their own barcode system in place – just to speed up all these transactions, whether legal or illegal.

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It’s about time Parliament had their own barcode system in place – just to speed up all these transactions, whether legal or illegal.

I had proceeded in a Northerly direction and was waiting in the office of my grass at the appointed time (without back up, despite him being rather intimidating) when I discovered he was elsewhere, confessing to being appalled at my behaviour.
On receipt of the evidence which was provided to me on request, I thanked his staff and he dissappeared into another room where, I am told, he was wiped down with baby wet ones and changed into a new pair of pampers.
His crying was amplified by various baby monitors but is much quieter now, having received his feed of the mother’s milk of media coverage.

Shadow home secretary David Davis tells the BBC’s Andrew Marr that curbing cut-price deals and looking again at 24-hour licensing is better than higher tax on booze to counteract binge drinking.
Good chap ! His colleagues will no doubt raise an extraordinarily good value glass or two to him in the one of their exclusive parliamentary bars.

BBC story here.
It looks like certain individuals have touched a nerve…
From the Home Office ‘Managing Protest Around Parliament’ consultation paper.

Consultation closes on 17 January 2008
To think there is a likelihood of public disorder from 10,000 police officers marching through central London is a nonsense,
Oh, the irony….
More here from The Observer.