I suppose it will depend on whether the Telegraph’s star, quarter million pound a year columnist behaved himself when he was an MP.
We’ll have to wait and see.
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Will the Daily Telegraph publish Boris Johnson’s expenses?
Friday, May 8th, 2009
Boris Johnson – How do you want your eggs? Fried or boiled?
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
or on your face as usual…
David Ross resigns. Another aide gone. Pretty soon Boris will be signing a deal with a frying pan manufacturer.
Andrew Gilligan – Give the guy a break (all of them)
Sunday, November 23rd, 2008
The poor guys could be facing a hefty fine for not updating details on his their ID Card.
Boris Johnson Gives His Full Support
Saturday, July 5th, 2008
Guido is fond of attributing various unfortunate incidents to Gordon ‘Jonah’ Brown.
How long before Boris Johnson becomes Boris Jinxson?
Mind you, Hazel Blears having a pop at the Tories is like being savaged by a bin-end ball of wool harvested from the arse-end of a sheep on life-support whose doctor is Harold Shipman.
Here’s a link to an earlier (from August 2006) Tory Logo image just to rebutt a comment (but not accusation) on another blog which pointed out that the image in this post is similar to someone else’s. You’ll see that, unless Boris launched his Mayoral campaign in the summer of 2006, I was using a chopped down tree much earlier than the commenter.
But, as most lumber barons will appreciate, when you see a tree, the first thing you want to do is chop it down, so I’m sure there are many felled Tory Tree images floating around the web.
As for the letters trailing off, I think that’s even more obvious an embellishment than the original gag.
but here’s a link to my favourite Conservative logo image/animation. When you get there, click on the sound button for the full experience.
Boris and his Pride Outfit
Sunday, June 29th, 2008
Dave Hill asks what will Boris wear to Gay Pride and, in a later post, suggests an earlier image of mine.
Here’s an attempt at a different ensemble.
Normally, when you do a face or head swap in an image editor, you need to find parts that fit naturally and if you don’t, then it’s rarely worth doing as the differences in angles, skintones and light direction are too damn obvious.
I foolishly kept on going with this attempt but cheated in order to disguise some of the problems by over-saturating the image and overlaying a halftone.
Here’s another attempt :
….I was waiting for this – And the prize for the first dickhead, trying to claim the image is homophobic to suit his/her agenda is the totally impartially named ‘zanuliebours’ on Tory Trolls blog.
Boris Johnson – Mister Blonde Exits The Scene
Friday, June 20th, 2008
The Reservoir Dogs seems to be taking over (as planned), with Boris Johnson abdicating responsibility and being kept out of the loop by his masters. Who are Boris’s Dick Cheneys?
Video here via Chicken Yogurt.
Much more here at Boriswatch about the Rise Festival.
and here at Tory Troll.