Posts Tagged “dame shirley porter”

Guido is fond of attributing various unfortunate incidents to Gordon ‘Jonah’ Brown.
How long before Boris Johnson becomes Boris Jinxson?
Mind you, Hazel Blears having a pop at the Tories is like being savaged by a bin-end ball of wool harvested from the arse-end of a sheep on life-support whose doctor is Harold Shipman.

Here’s a link to an earlier (from August 2006) Tory Logo image just to rebutt a comment (but not accusation) on another blog which pointed out that the image in this post is similar to someone else’s. You’ll see that, unless Boris launched his Mayoral campaign in the summer of 2006, I was using a chopped down tree much earlier than the commenter.
But, as most lumber barons will appreciate, when you see a tree, the first thing you want to do is chop it down, so I’m sure there are many felled Tory Tree images floating around the web.
As for the letters trailing off, I think that’s even more obvious an embellishment than the original gag.

but here’s a link to my favourite Conservative logo image/animation. When you get there, click on the sound button for the full experience.

Dave Hill asks what will Boris wear to Gay Pride and, in a later post, suggests an earlier image of mine.

Here’s an attempt at a different ensemble.
Normally, when you do a face or head swap in an image editor, you need to find parts that fit naturally and if you don’t, then it’s rarely worth doing as the differences in angles, skintones and light direction are too damn obvious.
I foolishly kept on going with this attempt but cheated in order to disguise some of the problems by over-saturating the image and overlaying a halftone.

Here’s another attempt :

….I was waiting for this - And the prize for the first dickhead, trying to claim the image is homophobic to suit his/her agenda is the totally impartially named ‘zanuliebours’ on Tory Trolls blog.

The Reservoir Dogs seems to be taking over (as planned), with Boris Johnson abdicating responsibility and being kept out of the loop by his masters. Who are Boris’s Dick Cheneys?

Video here via Chicken Yogurt.

Much more here at Boriswatch about the Rise Festival.

and here at Tory Troll.

Four Hundred and Sixty Five Grand for his team, some of whom have already completed their tasks.
All here at Boriswatch
and hat-tip to Tory Troll

and a mention for image-thieving-for-profit Associated Newspapers as well. The London Evening Standard checked out the costs. The paper is now suggesting a special type of extended congestion charge zone for the citizens of Kensington and Chelsea.

The difficulty is however that those living in the western zone, a largely residential area, have become used to their resident’s discount and would suffer if traffic levels rose following abolition of the extension. Also, more motorists in the western zone would affect the many cyclists passing through it en route to central London. The answer could be concessions on charging hours so that commuters by road were still discouraged but it became easier to visit shops inside the zone.

So, a nice little congestion-gated community in London then…