Archive for January, 2007

Hello EMAP.

Just noticed you visiting my site again, logged your visit and what you downloaded.

Just because it’s gone quiet over the last few weeks doesn’t mean we haven’t been working on our case.

Your solicitors will hear back from us soon.

Don’t exacerbate things by repeating your actions.

Danielle Lloyd on Celebrity Big Brother :
“They eat with their hands in India, don’t they — or is that China?……You don’t know where her hands have been.”

No, it’s Britain. Home of the sandwich, apparently ‘invented’ in 1762.

But of course, what separates the Brits culturally from any other country whose population may eat with their hands is the finesse with which some of the more attractive of our country consume their late night fare.
Who else but The Brits can perfect the art of being shagged from behind, balancing precariously, with only a bus shelter for support, while consuming a large doner at the same time.
And who else but the British male can show levels of bravery which allow him to ignore the inherent dangers of asking the same girl for a blow-job, regardless of how much chili sauce his pink-towelling-tracksuited-girlfriend-of-one-hour had earlier demanded be ladled onto her kebab.

Cultural superiority mate.

The Channel 4 pic from earlier this week :

Channel4 Newsroom Blog - Link

I prefer the Channel 4 one this week on Blair’s decision to kill the BAE enquiry for National Interest:

An interesting situation where Blair must be spitting blood at SIS for ’sexing down’ a dossier.

And here’s Guardian Unlimited image - John Reid getting the brush off from Tony Blair :

Again, Blair must be as happy as Jade Goody’s PR manager that his protégé has, yet again, weakened his leadership chances.
Not as pissed off as when he discovered that John Reid’s old nickname at school was not ‘Clunking Fist’ but ‘Drunk and Pissed’ - a simple case of the phrase being lost in translation.
(and before the sensitive get annoyed - I am a Scot, or Sweaty Sock/Sock/Jock as I’m kindly referred to down here in Camden, Norf London.)

don’t always work.
Sometime in the future…

Story - Link