Category Archives: Labour

Tory Election Campaign Funding

Yesterday, the Conservatives launched their ‘militant’ attack on Labour with their ‘Cash Gordon’ poster.
I decided to take a cheap shot..
conservatives funding from city and non-doms

Tony Blair’s memoirs, The Journey

In an effort to learn a bit more and free myself from having an image totally influenced by what images I can find,  I set myself a task of ’shopping a hi-res image, creating some of it from small parts of other images. Obviously the composition and large parts of the pic are from a pretty famous photograph but the jeans, faceswaps, etc. etc. etc. are made from many, many images. The suit was probably created from a dozen different photos.
What an effing pain! I’m not doing that again in a hurry. I’m sure there are many glaring errors* but I really can’t be bothered.
*Nope, smartarse, Bush’s left arm is hidden behind Blair as was Yoko’s with Lennon in the original.
^^^this written at time of posting. Update – already submitted to photoshopdisasters but with a twist. The person who submitted it thinks that part of the unshopped original pic is wrong! In fact, it’s the supposed ‘discrepancy’ in the original I mentioned above. As I said when I posted the image, I’m sure there’s plenty wrong with it, so go for the bits I photoshopped.

Tony Blair's memoirs The Journey in September

Max Clifford tells Christine Pratt to go for public sympathy

..says it worked for Jade Goody..

BBC: Christine Pratt is now represented by Max Clifford.
christine pratt national bullying helpline and Max Clifford

Gordon Brown and bullying – Oh the Tory hypocrisy!

There are those who say that mentioning Andy Coulson, the Conservative’s head of communications, is a ruse to deflect the accusations made against Gordon Brown. I’m sure there are many who are doing so for those reasons. But for God’s sake NOT mentioning it seems to me a crime while the Tories and some of their wannabe lapdogs are taking the high ground on bullying. Hypocrites.

andy coulson bully at news of the world

Lib Dems launch ‘Feel sorry for us’ Wallander election campaign

Well, not really.
Here’s the guff I put in the extended notes on YouTube:
“The Lib Dems are eerily silent. Things are looking as bleak as the Wallander scenery. The Tories and Labour are pumping out the advertising and seem to be getting all the coverage (but maybe for all the wrong reasons).
Never mind, here’s a little video for Nick Clegg’s followers which they can use to promote themselves in an understated and ‘feel sorry for me’ kind of way.
Inspired by the Wallander credits. The lyrics ‘my knuckles bleed down the tattered street, on a door that shouldn’t be in front of me.” seem to fit the despair of door-to-door canvassing for the election**.
**May be absolute bullshit.
An acquired taste methinks but I quite like it.

A Future Fair for All or….

Labour announces its election slogan “A future fair for all”
david cameron future blair

or could it be… (excuse the re-use of some old imagery)
gordon brown shadow cabinet