Having just witnessed the smug little sycophant Hazel Blears on the BBC avoiding giving a straight answer yet again, it amazes me that she is a front runner for Deputy Leader of The Labour Party - or maybe it shouldn’t.
Asked several times about David Maclean’s Freedom Of Secrecy Amendment to the Freedom Of Information Act, she waltzed around the question of whether she would have voted for it or not (because she wasn’t in the Commons to do so.)
An exasperated Andrew Marr concluded she would have and that was the end of things.
I’m sure behind the scenes, Hazel Bliars was dancing around like a kid with a happy meal in McDonalds, telling all her friends how good she was at playing the word game called politics.
Because Hazel didn’t say she would have voted for the bill, she let someone else voice the obvious conclusion so she can still deny it as long as it suits her power hungry political aspirations.

End of spin ? Give us a f*cking break !

She claims that, in an effort to communicate with the public, she spent three days behind a checkout at Tescos.
How many people did she serve ?
One
“What do you think of this Tesco Value baked beans, Hazel? Would you buy them ?”
“Oh, I’m pretty neutral on the issue and, although some say the quality is similar to higher priced products I can understand those that expect more colourful packaging, a low salt option and a tin that hasn’t been dented deliberately.”
“But would you buy them Hazel?”
“Well, as I’m behind the counter and 45 metres away from the north end of aisle 3, I’m not in the position to pick up a tin of beans but I’m sure that those who have done so have made the right decision in their heart of hearts and I respect their values.”
“But would you buy them Hazel?”………

Three days later an exasperated customer crawls out of Tescos, leaving a queue of hundreds of others at Hazel’s checkout holding goods beyond their sell-by date, immune and distrustful to anything anyone at the store ever says to them again.
To paraphrase an old Billy Connolly sketch,
“So, Father, you’re saying that Tescos is really the Labour Party ?”
“And you know, in a way it is, son. “If you think you’re the only store in town but you keep on, pardon my Latin, bullshitting your customers enough, then you customers will vote with their feet.”
“So, Father, you’re saying Labour will get a justifiable kicking if Blears is manning the checkout ?”…..

Blears isn’t playing the game of politics to communicate with the people, otherwise she would give straight answers to straight questions.
The art of avoiding straight questions is only appreciated amongst the political ‘elite’ and careerists; if you’re good at it, you do well within your own party and bugger the electorate.
I remember Polly Toynbee claiming that politicians were essentially good people and they shouldn’t be treated with the level of cynicism that they currently experience.
Maybe there are some, Polly, but as long as all parties restrict access to, and the media only seek, approved spokespeople then all we see and hear are pathetic, morally diminutive careerists such as Hazel Blears. And we can only make a judgement on the evidence presented.
If Tony Blair is George Bush’s poodle, then Hazel Blears is Tony Blair’s pooper scooper and she hasn’t been emptied for years.

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