I suppose the real problem is getting the Quartermaster to provide sufficient uniforms. After all, if you add up the total number of mendacious lying shits in New Labour you’d probably have enough for a rather larger Army than the one we currently have scattered about the world.

The pity is that the New Labour Army won’t be getting shot at. Now there’s a thought…

I didn’t think I’d have room for them all and I knew someone’s favourite would be left out.

Prescott was left out because I’d have to resize the uniform - I suppose I could have left out Blears for a similar reason.

I hope I’ve included a typical cross-section of mendacity.

Still, they’ll be able to sort out a few little earners quite quickly. After all, haven’t they done well, so far!