It is announced today (4th March 2006) that the joint account of Culture Secretary Tessa Jowell and husband David Mills is to separate due to undue speculation on it’s relationship with several other bank accounts.

The joint account is to separate immediately but may take several working days to clear. The two parties formed by the division of the aforementioned account will live separate lives in two non-related banks.

Despite this split, it is expected that both separate accounts will still attract very high interest.

Our little loan is four years old and three hundred and fifty grand
So my husband fills out the forms for me that I don’t understand
Like T-A-X or maybe E-N-D-O-W-M-E-N-T
But the forms he’s hiding from me now
Tear the heart right out of me.

Our M-O-R-T-G-A-G-E becomes final today
He and his little L-O-A-N will be goin’away
I love my house and it will be pure H-E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we hadn’t taken out that M-O-R-T-G-A-G-E.

Four years ago, he thought it was Christmas
When he returned from Italy
Thanking B-E-R-L-U-S-C-O-N-I for the mo-ney
I spell out all the hurtin’ words
And I plead ignorance
And Tony Blair and God have
Given me just one last chance.

Our M-O-R-T-G-A-G-E becomes final today
He and his little L-O-A-N will be goin’away
I love my house and it will be pure H-E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we hadn’t taken out that M-O-R-T-G-A-G-E.

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