I’m sure this has already been brought to your attention but If you visit the Conservative party website you’ll see they’ve mercilessly nicked your bomb idea (I trust its that way round).

They even have the same little tree card saying “Merry Christmas” only now it says “Love Gordon” and it isn’t backed with that back-of-a-fag-packet tree.

http://www.conservatives.com/Default.aspx

I’m not normally litigiously minded, but a I think a law suit would amuse us all, especially if it spawns headlines about “cost” and “Tories” and “a bomb”.

…unless you sold it to them of course.